Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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