yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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