hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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