If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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