My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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