i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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