Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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