Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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