This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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