You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
my vag is so smooth its legendary
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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