do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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