how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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