When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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