just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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