we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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