Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
