I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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