Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Every concussion has its silver lining
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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