And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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