My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
