The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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