Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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