what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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