You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
We have so much sex to catch up on
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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