If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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