I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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