i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
third nipple confirmed
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Drake has all the answers
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
