I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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