The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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