You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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