Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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