just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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