...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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