i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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