I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
