Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
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