we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
