If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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