i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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