he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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