I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
