Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I need a burrito and a hug.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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