Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize