Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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