how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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