Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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