What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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