i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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