yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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