I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I have already put on my inside pants.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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