quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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