we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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