I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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