why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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