Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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