Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
should my penis look like a turkey
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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