but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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